I am the best footy tipper ever.

The question was Eagles versus Gold Coast Suns. I voted for the Suns, because logic would say that if an Eagle flew into the sun, it would burn.

Another example was the Cats versus St Kilda. I assume that the saints are armed only with the power of religion, and that the cats are pissed of. I tipped the cats, because no matter how much you pray, you will not be saved from deadly claws. This might make the saints seem pathetic, but I beg to differ. They could easily win against Melbourne, and if there are any vampire football teams then they could get rid of them quite easily as well.

Lions and Tigers were difficult. I just took a wild guess and voted lions. Essendon was easy, seeing as they are bomber plane things that drop bombs on things.

I think the Gold Coast will win by the largest amount, because eagles are completely useless against fire.